Monday, February 19, 2007

Day 19 President's Day

Hello Mister President, BAM BAM BAM. We had so many cases today that we had to stack 'em, shove 'em, and flop 'em. We couldn't even accept new case. We had to tell the coroners to hold the bodies until tomorrow. Crazy, just crazy.

Could you people be nice and not kill yourself or overdose on holidays please, especially when all the other state labs are closed this week. Thanks for the work. We love it.

And why do the coroners think we have any control over what the doctors do. "You need to understand that we have people who want answers." Well you coroners need to understand that I HAVE NO CONTROL over tox results. Blink my eyes and they are done. DONE. Yes that is me. The Intern has the power. I wish.